The BOEING Dream Stopper

So, you want to take an intercontinental trip, that has a high percentage of never reaching an airstrip?  Join the Boeing Dream Stoppers Preferred Flyer program.  We guarantee that the parts in our planes don't meet any code, that the batteries will self destruct in flight, and that the fuel will leak from the wings for no reason at all.  So, come on, join the club, and see the stars and then an ever glowing fire of maximum proportions.  Oh, and by the way, since we wanted to cut costs and then charge you double for flying on this giant can of crap, we bought most of our parts from the country that undercut the lowest bidder by 90%, pretty much to guarantee a massive explosion to occur.  Bon Voyage!

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